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altlitgossip:

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There was a race of giants so tall that their heads pushed through the clouds & into heaven. Lots of people were offended by this, so all the kings of the 17,569,408 kingdoms of heaven & earth decided to pass a law. The law made it illegal for the giants to pass their heads through clouds….

(Source: kidontology)


raspbeary:

girls should have long hair. i prefer girls with long hair. the hair must be very long at least 85 ft. long so that i may wrap my entire body around it several times and coat it in salive and form a cocoon from which i will emerge victorious and claim my throne as the moth king