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at kinko’s i blew-up the slide of the amoeba’s ass 10,000,000 times; i took the amoeba

ass photos out in the taxi cab and quietly said, ‘oh my god’; at kinko’s i said

'are you sure you can't make it any bigger?' i sweated and fell down

screaming ‘it can’t go any bigger, it can’t go any…


PUA SECRETS

i ate a gordita crunch
cheese ran down my neck
i went downtown
got an abortion and
another gordita crunch
i lay on my bed and
pulled the canopy and
cried and watched netflix
then i was ready to eat the
second gordita crunch
i thought about shoving it
in my vagina symbolically
but just ate it